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2. |
Bow 2 Me
03:16
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In the future, all will be happy
In the future all will sing with glee
In the future there will be much rejoicing
In the future all will bow to me
There never will be any problems
There never will be any choice
No dissent or discontent
There will only be one voice
Bow to the COG!
BOW TO THE COG!
Hail to me!
Bow to the COG, Hail to me
Bow right now to the C.O.G.!
Kowtow to the COG!
BOW TO THE COG!
Praise to me!
Bow to the COG
Praise to me
On your knees if you please for the C.O.G.!
I've got a task in mind for you
Quit your job don't go to school
Break your bones to build my dream
You're a tiny gear in a big machine
I've got what you want
I know what you need
I've got ideas between my ears
That would make your brain bleed
So
Bow to the COG!
BOW TO THE COG!
Hail to me!
Bow to the COG, Hail to me
Bow right now to the C.O.G.!
Kowtow to the COG!
BOW TO THE COG!
Praise to me!
Bow to the COG
Praise to me
On your knees if you please for the C.O.G.!
I will give you a higher purpose
I'll control your very soul
My will is yours, now do your chores
Or be beaten by a pole
But how will your lives have any meaning
After I'm buried, dead and gone
I'll build an army of giant robots
My evil plans will carry on!
So bow to the COG!
BOW TO THE COG!
Hail to me!
Bow to the COG, Hail to me
Bow right now to the C.O.G.!
Kowtow to the COG!
BOW TO THE COG!
Praise to me!
Bow to the COG
Praise to me
On your knees if you please for the C.O.G.!
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3. |
Cryonics chamber
01:46
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4. |
I Scream
04:34
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At last I will get what I need
After dinner, time to feed - on
Bitter chill, sticky sweet
I finished my supper and it's time to eat
I Scream - When I am all alone
I Scream - Tastes better in a cone
I Scream - The screaming never stops
I Scream - Mit chocolate sprinkles on top
I Scream!
Confronted mit uber 30 choices
Alternate directions, screaming voices
Strawberry shortcake, chocolate, lime
Too many flavors, und not enough time
I Scream - Is such a creamy treat
I Scream - Is always good to eat
I Scream - Und scream until I'm done
I Scream - Is always so much fun
I Scream!
Das pain has brought me to my knees
I ate too fast, got a brain freeze
So cold, impossible to fight
I clench my fist, take another bite, und
What more is there to do, but to... SCREAM!
Er schreit - he screams
Sie schreit - she screams
Sie schreien - they scream
Wir schreien - we scream
Ich schreie - I scream
Du schreis - you scream
Wir alle schreien - we all scream
F�r Eis Kreme - for I Scream
The most intensive taste I have ever felt
Such a bitter waste as it starts to melt
Is this real, or merely a dream?
No way to be sure, as I start to scream!
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5. |
Brain Wrap
04:12
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The brain - it's between your ears
Finally here
Cold fact what you suckas fear
It's in your head, born and bred
If you didn't have a brain you'd probably be brain dead (Filbert!)
Situated below the cerebral cortex
Into the cerebellum, cold in effect
Is the medulla and I'm not foolin'
Frontin' and grillin', come on chillin' and coolin' in Brooklyn!
Hangin' in tha home hood
You need a brain if you wanna make good
Crips at my crib stagin' a drive-by
Homey's in tha corner on crack you know he's brain fried
I pulled a nine millimeter and told 'em to stop
Shots rang out, one of them killed a cop
I proceeded to aim and shoot ya boy in the face
You know a brain is a terrible thing to waste
Yo Brain! Your Brain! Your Brain!
Come on, git it up git it up!
Brain! Your Brain! Your Brain!
Come on, git it up git it up!
Brain! Your Brain! Your Brain!
Come on, git it up git it up!
Brain! Yo Brain! Yo yo your... BRAIN!!!
Yo! I'm a lyrical poet
The rhymes are in my brain just in case you didn't notice
I'm on tha mic throwin' a dope rhyme
Def enuf to make you all go blind
Mastering tha beat with my cold crush posse
I'd make a rhyme here but nothing rhymes wit' posse
That's cause my brain was trained by tha maestro
James Brown, a man I think we all know
With the girlies sittin' in the front row
I'm gettin' bizay after tha show
Kissin' and touchin' and strokin' her gently
In my Mercedes, Lexus or Bentley
Or any of tha other cars that I own
Except for my bodyguard we'll be alone
He won't hear us cause he is so def
Paid to protect you, his name is Big Jeff
That night we go to a party
Everybody's there Oh @#$%
Busta Rhymes, eminem, and ma homey Master P,
Juvenile, Fred Durst and O.D.B.
I hypnotize them with my brain power
Bustin' a rhyme gettin' richer by tha hour
And why not cause they paid me to come here
The rhymes flow from my mouth to your ear
They enter your brain and cause a reaction
Dope beat called a brain contraction
I'll make you dance till you suckas get sore feet
Your brain can't handle this stupid fresh bass beat
Harder than Puff Daddy, tougher than Kid Rock
And all the rest of you bustas can lick my
Brain! Yo Brain! Yo Brain!
Come on, git it up git it up!
Brain! Yo Brain! Yo Brain!
Come on, git it up git it up!
Brain! Yo Brain! Yo Brain!
Come on, git it up git it up!
Brain! Yo Brain! Yo mutha #$%*in' BRAIN!!!
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Breakfast at Pinkerton's
00:28
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M.I.L.K.
02:41
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Early in the morn
Before the battle horn
Before it's time to slay
Before the break of day
As light comes to the east
Begins our morning feast
With tales of battle song
We break our fast at dawn
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Pass it round the hall
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Heed the battle call
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Toast the first to die
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Here's milk in your eye
The wenches milk the cattle
The men prepare for battle
The milk flows from the flagon
We're off to slay the dragon
At dawn the armies clash
By dusk their bodies, ash
Before that time, rejoice!
With MILK, the ale of choice
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Drink it while you can
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Slay with iron hand
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
The dead enshroud with silk
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
The living drink more milk
We drink MILK as we should
It does a Viking good
It's good for bones and teeth
The sun our bones will bleach
In battle we dismember
The elders will remember
In Valhalla our ilk
Will soon drinking MILK
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Pass it round the hall
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Heed the battle call
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Toast the first to die
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Here's milk in your eye
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Drink it while you can
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
Slay with iron hand
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
The dead enshroud with silk
MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
The living drink more milk
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Brunch at Pinkerton's
00:24
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9. |
So Confuse
03:20
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My dog ran over a car today
I was trapped in a dark alley, it was bright as day
I turned up the volume and lost my sight
I go to school at day because my classes are at night I'm so confused
I am so confused
Cause I just can't, just can't lose
I am so confused
Cause I just can't...
I'm so confused cause I just can't lose
My goldfish drowned the other day
I was talking to myself and I did not know what to say
I eat from a glass and drink from a plate
I drive my car backwards so I'm always late I'm so confused
I am so confused
Cause I just can't, just can't lose
I am so confused
Cause I just can't...
I'm so confused cause I just can't lose
I motorized my furniture and drove it away
I was all alone and I still got laid
Erased some paper with a ballpoint pen
I met Barbie's husband, his name is Ken I'm so confused
synth solo
I jumped from a plane and hit the sky
I shot a bullet in the ground and the earth died
I smell like Bullwinkle and his flying squirrel
I closed my eyes and walked around the world I'm so confused
I am so confused
Cause I just can't, just can't lose
I am so confused
Cause I just can't...
I'm so confused cause I just can't lose
I took a big magnet and erased my brain
I was taking a shower and went down the drain
I blew at the sky and the sun went out
Then I walked to a gas station and filled up my mouth I'm so confused
I am so confused
I am so confused
I am so confused
Cause I just can't lose lose lose lose
I am so confused
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Great God in a box
02:08
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It's Morally Wrong
03:32
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Dogs & cats
Living together
Rabbits & raccoons
Birds of a feather
Incestuous beasts
Fornicatin' freaks
Sinning with their hooves and their horns and their beaks
Well it's morally wrong
it's morally wrong
well it's traditionally wrong
unconditionally wrong
it's morally wrong
morally wrong
philosophically, ethically morally wrong
Betting on a horse that you know is gonna win
Eating chocolate cake when you're trying to stay thin
Shootin' the bird at the holy pope
Smokin' that wacko loco dope
Well it's morally wrong
it's morally wrong
well it's decidedly wrong
unabidedly wrong
it's morally wrong
morally wrong
philosophically, ethically morally wrong
Takin' more than 10 items through the express line
Returning that tape that you didn't rewind
Stealin parkin' spaces from the handicapped
Makin' nice warm mittens from your neighbor's cat
Well it's morally wrong
it's morally wrong
it's abnormally wrong
paranormally wrong
it's morally wrong
morally wrong
philosophically, ethically morally wrong
Puh-layin' the guitar in a rock & roll band
Greeting a friend with an outstretched left hand
These things offend God - they're intrinsically wrong
I commited a sin just by writing this song
Well it's morally wrong
it's morally wrong
it's metaphorically wrong
categorically wrong
it's morally wrong
morally wrong
philosophically, ethically morally wrong
Well it's morally wrong
it's morally wrong
well it's traditionally wrong
unconditionally wrong
it's morally wrong
morally wrong
philosophically, ethically morally wrong
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What a doll
01:05
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Android Woman
05:10
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Born of high technology
Handmade, finest quality
A lifeless heart, metal form
Inject the voltage and get her warm...
Android Woman - Engineered, best of breed
Android Woman - She's got everything a man could need
She's just an Android Woman - Way too much, too good to be
Android Woman - Plug her in, turn her on, and set her freeeeeee...
She's for real, stainless steel
Comin' down on you like a bolt from above
Glowing eyes, lightning thighs
A metal box where you can stash your luv
Made with care, built by hand
Filled with junk made in Japan
She's just an Android Woman - Flip a switch and she's ready to go
Android Woman - She's uh-lectric lady, not a cyber-ho
She's just an Android Woman - Fully charged, and ready for luv
Android Woman - Nice 'n' clean, and tighter than a data glove...
Android Woman, you're so new
All cased in styrofoam
Who needs instructions 'cause I've fallen for you
Assembled right at home
My labor of lust is nearly complete
I feel just like a kid with a Christmas treat so uh
Come on baby show me all that you've got
I put my ever-ready power in your battery slot oh yeah!
Sex-pot Fem-bot born to thrill
Built for speed, and dressed to kill
She's lubed up and ready for action
Can you resist the magnetic attraction
Every bearing, bolt and screw
Who needs a date when you can go and get yourself an
Android Woman - Plug 'n' play, and ready to please
Android Woman - Press a button and she's on her knees
She's just an Android... Woman! - Made of metal, to serve man
Android Woman - Can she rock you, why yes she can!
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All I Wanna Do Is You
03:56
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It comes along just maybe once in your life
There's a time when there is nothing to do
Try to believe it are you close enough to feel it
When all you wanna do is screw
Let's get down to it cause I really wanna do it
I really wanna nail it through
All I am saying in these words that I'm conveying
Is all I wanna do is you
All I wanna do All I wanna do
All I wanna do is you
All I wanna do All I wanna do
All I wanna do is you
Whisper to breathe it say the word and I'll believe it
There's nothing you would rather do
That special feeling baby on your knees you're kneeling
And only I can give it to you
Our bodies pressing pretty soon you'll be undressing
Like an animal right outta the zoo
Mystic connection like a man in an election
Cause all I wanna do is you
All I wanna do All I wanna do
All I wanna do is you
All I wanna do All I wanna do
All I wanna do is you
guy: I heard it in your heart...
girl: and you felt it in my soul
guy: I prayed to the goddess of rock and roll!
girl: You're the only one with whom I wanna lose control
both: It's true... when I'm doin' you...
And in the morning when your form you'll be adorning
With finest silken robes of blue
It's your conclusion, it was only an illusion
A memory you'll never rue
My letter clutching it's yourself you will be touching
It's the only thing remaining to do
Just like I told ya there'll be someone else to hold ya
When another band rocks into your view
And all they'll wanna do All they'll wanna do
All they'll wanna do is you
All they'll wanna do All they'll wanna do
All they'll wanna dooooooooo...
is you
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Enter: The Archer
01:41
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The Black Plague
02:42
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In the squalor of the latter half of the tenth century, pestilence once again ravaged the land. No-one was safe! Not king, baron, knight, nor even the ignorant peasants toiling in the fields. It was a time of death, as the vile affliction struck them down, one by one. It was a time of... the Black Plague
On a throne sits the king
Not afraid of any living thing
Contentedly munching on a hard boiled egg
Suddenly, he catches the plague
Black Plague!
Black Plague!
Black Plague!
Across the battlefield I crawl
My balls are against the wall
Do I have to scream and beg
OhMyGawd, it's crawling up my leg
Black Plague!
Black Plague!
Black Plague!
From city to city, the Black Plague spread it's tendrils of doom... Luxembourg to Hamburg, London to Paris, millions fell dead in its path. Spread by the vile rats, which even now are creeping up behind each and every one of you, to eviscerate you with sharp claws and devour you with long pointed teeth
Breathe deep, the festering air
First thing to go will be your hair
Soon your brain begins to rot;
Then your arms fall off! You know what you've got?
Black Plague!
Black Plague!
Black Plague!
All the signs say the end is near
The dread comet has reappeared
Headless corpses roam the land
Cancel your vacation plan!
You've got the plague!
Black Plague!
Black Plague!
Arrrrgggghhhhhh!
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Partying with Pentatonic
01:44
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Science Party
02:58
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Late nite at the lab
Everybody's there!
Doctors!
Professors!
PhD's!
Scientists with yellow hair!
Someone's pullin up
An atomic powered Cadillac!
Geniuses with matching lab coats
Carrying a portable telescope to the
Science! Science party!
Science! Science party!
Science! Science party!
Science party tonight! Science party in the laboratory of love!
Hey! Someone spiked the test tubes!
The laboratory's out of control!
Hands off that equipment, boy!
The Sonic Mind Probe is not a toy!!!
Beakers!
Test tubes!
Wires!
Electrodes!
Microscopes!
Terrorscopes!
Electro-spectro-isotopes!
Chemicals all over the floor
The pool and the kitchen sink!
Someone get the sonic broom
When C.O.G. invades your party room!
You want more science? We'll give you lots more
You need a diploma just to get on the dance floor!
Wake up the lab rats! Turn on the party droid!
Stay away from the nuclear wasteoid!
Science Party tonight!
Science Party tonight!
Science Party tonight!
Science Party tonight!
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Unoriginal gangster
02:07
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There are those who fear the end
Fear the fatalistic trend
I am one who won't follow the crowd
I say Death Be Not Proud!
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death to the Angel of Death
Those who say death cannot be killed
Lack the proper defensive skill
Yell it out with an angry sound
Sayin' "Death, you're goin' down!"
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death to the Angel of Death
Death is coming, the end is near
Grab a gun put away the fear
Pull the trigger and blow him away
Death, this is YOUR dying day, bruh!
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death to the Angel of Death
You've succeeded where others failed
Your own life you have availed
Then you draw your final breath
You've just become the new Angel of Death!
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death to the Angel of Death
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death Death!
Death to the Angel of...
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Bite Me
05:40
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I was born 4-hundred years to late
Life is not fair - curse my mortal fate
All day long they always pick on me
But I'll show them all, just you wait and see
Look into my eyes, and realize my desperation
In return for your service I'm willing to make a sizable blood donation
You'll admit Vam-pires are so cool
They wear trenchcoats, never go to school
Sleep all day and party every night
All I need now is a little bite
I'd seek them out but they're nowhere to be found
Perhaps I'd have more luck at the dance clubs downtown
Bite me bite me bite me
Bite me on the neck
Bite me Bite me bite me
Send my soul to heck
Bite me bite me bite me
give me all you've got
Less like Count Chocula, more like Lestat
Feel so strange
Starting to change
Feel my brain
Becoming deranged
I was bitten several times last week
But I'm not changed, still a meager geek
But I'm paler, weaker in the knees
One of those goths must have been diseased
A word of advice to all those for whom vampires thirst
If you're wiser than I, you'll arrange for a blood screening first
Bite me bite me bite me
Bite me till I bleed
Bite me bite me bite me
Give me what I need
Bite me bite me bite me
Show me where's it's at
Bite me bite me bite me
Change me to a bat
Bite me bite me bite me
Bite me on the ass
Bite me bite me bite me
Break the mirror glass
Bite me bite me bite me
Bite me where it hurts
Bite me bite me bite me
Bite right through my shirt
Bite me bite me bite me
Bite me on the neck
Bite me Bite me bite me
Send my soul to heck
Bite me bite me bite me
Give it all you've got
Bite me bite me
Buddy, fangs a lot
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Secret forwards message
00:43
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25. |
March of the Skeletons
04:27
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prologue:
In the beginning, there was evil.
EEEEEVILLLLLLL.
And then, evil created good.
Then someone said, "let there be death."
The skeletons march in
The evil one approaches
Everyone has sinned
The evil one is laughing
He sees them all and they cover their eyes
He starts to laugh and they gape in surprise
He mows them down with a beam from his mind
And peels their skins like a fruit from the rind
The dead ones march around
Their ranks are closing in
They march without a sound
The rank, decaying grin
He makes them do unthinkable things
They are the pawns and he's their evil king
He steals a car and commands them to drive
He pulls the strings and they dance as if alive
"Have you the courage to stand against the Evil One?"
Man: Who are you?
Evil One: Don't ask!
Man: Noooooooooooo!
The skeletons march out
You're left here on your own
The battle was a rout
You're now a pile of bones
Look at your leg, there's a femur instead
Look at your arm, then you grope for your head
There's just a skull where your face used to be
You yell at them, hey wait up for me!
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27. |
Secret backwards message
00:54
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28. |
Hidden Track
02:49
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29. |
crash! Farganargle
00:03
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Consortium of Genius New Orleans, Louisiana
Deep within their secret lair, a cabal of mad scientists and one smart-alecky robot are hatching an evil plot: TO ROCK the EARTH into OBLIVION!
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