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Free Brains & Dead Bodies

by Consortium of Genius

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Bow 2 Me 03:16
In the future, all will be happy In the future all will sing with glee In the future there will be much rejoicing In the future all will bow to me There never will be any problems There never will be any choice No dissent or discontent There will only be one voice Bow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Hail to me! Bow to the COG, Hail to me Bow right now to the C.O.G.! Kowtow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Praise to me! Bow to the COG Praise to me On your knees if you please for the C.O.G.! I've got a task in mind for you Quit your job don't go to school Break your bones to build my dream You're a tiny gear in a big machine I've got what you want I know what you need I've got ideas between my ears That would make your brain bleed So Bow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Hail to me! Bow to the COG, Hail to me Bow right now to the C.O.G.! Kowtow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Praise to me! Bow to the COG Praise to me On your knees if you please for the C.O.G.! I will give you a higher purpose I'll control your very soul My will is yours, now do your chores Or be beaten by a pole But how will your lives have any meaning After I'm buried, dead and gone I'll build an army of giant robots My evil plans will carry on! So bow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Hail to me! Bow to the COG, Hail to me Bow right now to the C.O.G.! Kowtow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Praise to me! Bow to the COG Praise to me On your knees if you please for the C.O.G.!
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I Scream 04:34
At last I will get what I need After dinner, time to feed - on Bitter chill, sticky sweet I finished my supper and it's time to eat I Scream - When I am all alone I Scream - Tastes better in a cone I Scream - The screaming never stops I Scream - Mit chocolate sprinkles on top I Scream! Confronted mit uber 30 choices Alternate directions, screaming voices Strawberry shortcake, chocolate, lime Too many flavors, und not enough time I Scream - Is such a creamy treat I Scream - Is always good to eat I Scream - Und scream until I'm done I Scream - Is always so much fun I Scream! Das pain has brought me to my knees I ate too fast, got a brain freeze So cold, impossible to fight I clench my fist, take another bite, und What more is there to do, but to... SCREAM! Er schreit - he screams Sie schreit - she screams Sie schreien - they scream Wir schreien - we scream Ich schreie - I scream Du schreis - you scream Wir alle schreien - we all scream F�r Eis Kreme - for I Scream The most intensive taste I have ever felt Such a bitter waste as it starts to melt Is this real, or merely a dream? No way to be sure, as I start to scream!
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Brain Wrap 04:12
The brain - it's between your ears Finally here Cold fact what you suckas fear It's in your head, born and bred If you didn't have a brain you'd probably be brain dead (Filbert!) Situated below the cerebral cortex Into the cerebellum, cold in effect Is the medulla and I'm not foolin' Frontin' and grillin', come on chillin' and coolin' in Brooklyn! Hangin' in tha home hood You need a brain if you wanna make good Crips at my crib stagin' a drive-by Homey's in tha corner on crack you know he's brain fried I pulled a nine millimeter and told 'em to stop Shots rang out, one of them killed a cop I proceeded to aim and shoot ya boy in the face You know a brain is a terrible thing to waste Yo Brain! Your Brain! Your Brain! Come on, git it up git it up! Brain! Your Brain! Your Brain! Come on, git it up git it up! Brain! Your Brain! Your Brain! Come on, git it up git it up! Brain! Yo Brain! Yo yo your... BRAIN!!! Yo! I'm a lyrical poet The rhymes are in my brain just in case you didn't notice I'm on tha mic throwin' a dope rhyme Def enuf to make you all go blind Mastering tha beat with my cold crush posse I'd make a rhyme here but nothing rhymes wit' posse That's cause my brain was trained by tha maestro James Brown, a man I think we all know With the girlies sittin' in the front row I'm gettin' bizay after tha show Kissin' and touchin' and strokin' her gently In my Mercedes, Lexus or Bentley Or any of tha other cars that I own Except for my bodyguard we'll be alone He won't hear us cause he is so def Paid to protect you, his name is Big Jeff That night we go to a party Everybody's there Oh @#$% Busta Rhymes, eminem, and ma homey Master P, Juvenile, Fred Durst and O.D.B. I hypnotize them with my brain power Bustin' a rhyme gettin' richer by tha hour And why not cause they paid me to come here The rhymes flow from my mouth to your ear They enter your brain and cause a reaction Dope beat called a brain contraction I'll make you dance till you suckas get sore feet Your brain can't handle this stupid fresh bass beat Harder than Puff Daddy, tougher than Kid Rock And all the rest of you bustas can lick my Brain! Yo Brain! Yo Brain! Come on, git it up git it up! Brain! Yo Brain! Yo Brain! Come on, git it up git it up! Brain! Yo Brain! Yo Brain! Come on, git it up git it up! Brain! Yo Brain! Yo mutha #$%*in' BRAIN!!!
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M.I.L.K. 02:41
Early in the morn Before the battle horn Before it's time to slay Before the break of day As light comes to the east Begins our morning feast With tales of battle song We break our fast at dawn MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Pass it round the hall MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Heed the battle call MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Toast the first to die MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Here's milk in your eye The wenches milk the cattle The men prepare for battle The milk flows from the flagon We're off to slay the dragon At dawn the armies clash By dusk their bodies, ash Before that time, rejoice! With MILK, the ale of choice MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Drink it while you can MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Slay with iron hand MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! The dead enshroud with silk MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! The living drink more milk We drink MILK as we should It does a Viking good It's good for bones and teeth The sun our bones will bleach In battle we dismember The elders will remember In Valhalla our ilk Will soon drinking MILK MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Pass it round the hall MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Heed the battle call MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Toast the first to die MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Here's milk in your eye MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Drink it while you can MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Slay with iron hand MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! The dead enshroud with silk MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! The living drink more milk
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So Confuse 03:20
My dog ran over a car today I was trapped in a dark alley, it was bright as day I turned up the volume and lost my sight I go to school at day because my classes are at night I'm so confused I am so confused Cause I just can't, just can't lose I am so confused Cause I just can't... I'm so confused cause I just can't lose My goldfish drowned the other day I was talking to myself and I did not know what to say I eat from a glass and drink from a plate I drive my car backwards so I'm always late I'm so confused I am so confused Cause I just can't, just can't lose I am so confused Cause I just can't... I'm so confused cause I just can't lose I motorized my furniture and drove it away I was all alone and I still got laid Erased some paper with a ballpoint pen I met Barbie's husband, his name is Ken I'm so confused synth solo I jumped from a plane and hit the sky I shot a bullet in the ground and the earth died I smell like Bullwinkle and his flying squirrel I closed my eyes and walked around the world I'm so confused I am so confused Cause I just can't, just can't lose I am so confused Cause I just can't... I'm so confused cause I just can't lose I took a big magnet and erased my brain I was taking a shower and went down the drain I blew at the sky and the sun went out Then I walked to a gas station and filled up my mouth I'm so confused I am so confused I am so confused I am so confused Cause I just can't lose lose lose lose I am so confused
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Dogs & cats Living together Rabbits & raccoons Birds of a feather Incestuous beasts Fornicatin' freaks Sinning with their hooves and their horns and their beaks Well it's morally wrong it's morally wrong well it's traditionally wrong unconditionally wrong it's morally wrong morally wrong philosophically, ethically morally wrong Betting on a horse that you know is gonna win Eating chocolate cake when you're trying to stay thin Shootin' the bird at the holy pope Smokin' that wacko loco dope Well it's morally wrong it's morally wrong well it's decidedly wrong unabidedly wrong it's morally wrong morally wrong philosophically, ethically morally wrong Takin' more than 10 items through the express line Returning that tape that you didn't rewind Stealin parkin' spaces from the handicapped Makin' nice warm mittens from your neighbor's cat Well it's morally wrong it's morally wrong it's abnormally wrong paranormally wrong it's morally wrong morally wrong philosophically, ethically morally wrong Puh-layin' the guitar in a rock & roll band Greeting a friend with an outstretched left hand These things offend God - they're intrinsically wrong I commited a sin just by writing this song Well it's morally wrong it's morally wrong it's metaphorically wrong categorically wrong it's morally wrong morally wrong philosophically, ethically morally wrong Well it's morally wrong it's morally wrong well it's traditionally wrong unconditionally wrong it's morally wrong morally wrong philosophically, ethically morally wrong
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What a doll 01:05
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Born of high technology Handmade, finest quality A lifeless heart, metal form Inject the voltage and get her warm... Android Woman - Engineered, best of breed Android Woman - She's got everything a man could need She's just an Android Woman - Way too much, too good to be Android Woman - Plug her in, turn her on, and set her freeeeeee... She's for real, stainless steel Comin' down on you like a bolt from above Glowing eyes, lightning thighs A metal box where you can stash your luv Made with care, built by hand Filled with junk made in Japan She's just an Android Woman - Flip a switch and she's ready to go Android Woman - She's uh-lectric lady, not a cyber-ho She's just an Android Woman - Fully charged, and ready for luv Android Woman - Nice 'n' clean, and tighter than a data glove... Android Woman, you're so new All cased in styrofoam Who needs instructions 'cause I've fallen for you Assembled right at home My labor of lust is nearly complete I feel just like a kid with a Christmas treat so uh Come on baby show me all that you've got I put my ever-ready power in your battery slot oh yeah! Sex-pot Fem-bot born to thrill Built for speed, and dressed to kill She's lubed up and ready for action Can you resist the magnetic attraction Every bearing, bolt and screw Who needs a date when you can go and get yourself an Android Woman - Plug 'n' play, and ready to please Android Woman - Press a button and she's on her knees She's just an Android... Woman! - Made of metal, to serve man Android Woman - Can she rock you, why yes she can!
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It comes along just maybe once in your life There's a time when there is nothing to do Try to believe it are you close enough to feel it When all you wanna do is screw Let's get down to it cause I really wanna do it I really wanna nail it through All I am saying in these words that I'm conveying Is all I wanna do is you All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do is you All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do is you Whisper to breathe it say the word and I'll believe it There's nothing you would rather do That special feeling baby on your knees you're kneeling And only I can give it to you Our bodies pressing pretty soon you'll be undressing Like an animal right outta the zoo Mystic connection like a man in an election Cause all I wanna do is you All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do is you All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do is you guy: I heard it in your heart... girl: and you felt it in my soul guy: I prayed to the goddess of rock and roll! girl: You're the only one with whom I wanna lose control both: It's true... when I'm doin' you... And in the morning when your form you'll be adorning With finest silken robes of blue It's your conclusion, it was only an illusion A memory you'll never rue My letter clutching it's yourself you will be touching It's the only thing remaining to do Just like I told ya there'll be someone else to hold ya When another band rocks into your view And all they'll wanna do All they'll wanna do All they'll wanna do is you All they'll wanna do All they'll wanna do All they'll wanna dooooooooo... is you
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In the squalor of the latter half of the tenth century, pestilence once again ravaged the land. No-one was safe! Not king, baron, knight, nor even the ignorant peasants toiling in the fields. It was a time of death, as the vile affliction struck them down, one by one. It was a time of... the Black Plague On a throne sits the king Not afraid of any living thing Contentedly munching on a hard boiled egg Suddenly, he catches the plague Black Plague! Black Plague! Black Plague! Across the battlefield I crawl My balls are against the wall Do I have to scream and beg OhMyGawd, it's crawling up my leg Black Plague! Black Plague! Black Plague! From city to city, the Black Plague spread it's tendrils of doom... Luxembourg to Hamburg, London to Paris, millions fell dead in its path. Spread by the vile rats, which even now are creeping up behind each and every one of you, to eviscerate you with sharp claws and devour you with long pointed teeth Breathe deep, the festering air First thing to go will be your hair Soon your brain begins to rot; Then your arms fall off! You know what you've got? Black Plague! Black Plague! Black Plague! All the signs say the end is near The dread comet has reappeared Headless corpses roam the land Cancel your vacation plan! You've got the plague! Black Plague! Black Plague! Arrrrgggghhhhhh!
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Late nite at the lab Everybody's there! Doctors! Professors! PhD's! Scientists with yellow hair! Someone's pullin up An atomic powered Cadillac! Geniuses with matching lab coats Carrying a portable telescope to the Science! Science party! Science! Science party! Science! Science party! Science party tonight! Science party in the laboratory of love! Hey! Someone spiked the test tubes! The laboratory's out of control! Hands off that equipment, boy! The Sonic Mind Probe is not a toy!!! Beakers! Test tubes! Wires! Electrodes! Microscopes! Terrorscopes! Electro-spectro-isotopes! Chemicals all over the floor The pool and the kitchen sink! Someone get the sonic broom When C.O.G. invades your party room! You want more science? We'll give you lots more You need a diploma just to get on the dance floor! Wake up the lab rats! Turn on the party droid! Stay away from the nuclear wasteoid! Science Party tonight! Science Party tonight! Science Party tonight! Science Party tonight!
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There are those who fear the end Fear the fatalistic trend I am one who won't follow the crowd I say Death Be Not Proud! Death Death! Death Death! Death Death! Death to the Angel of Death Those who say death cannot be killed Lack the proper defensive skill Yell it out with an angry sound Sayin' "Death, you're goin' down!" Death Death! Death Death! Death Death! Death to the Angel of Death Death is coming, the end is near Grab a gun put away the fear Pull the trigger and blow him away Death, this is YOUR dying day, bruh! Death Death! Death Death! Death Death! Death to the Angel of Death You've succeeded where others failed Your own life you have availed Then you draw your final breath You've just become the new Angel of Death! Death Death! Death Death! Death Death! Death to the Angel of Death Death Death! Death Death! Death Death! Death to the Angel of...
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Bite Me 05:40
I was born 4-hundred years to late Life is not fair - curse my mortal fate All day long they always pick on me But I'll show them all, just you wait and see Look into my eyes, and realize my desperation In return for your service I'm willing to make a sizable blood donation You'll admit Vam-pires are so cool They wear trenchcoats, never go to school Sleep all day and party every night All I need now is a little bite I'd seek them out but they're nowhere to be found Perhaps I'd have more luck at the dance clubs downtown Bite me bite me bite me Bite me on the neck Bite me Bite me bite me Send my soul to heck Bite me bite me bite me give me all you've got Less like Count Chocula, more like Lestat Feel so strange Starting to change Feel my brain Becoming deranged I was bitten several times last week But I'm not changed, still a meager geek But I'm paler, weaker in the knees One of those goths must have been diseased A word of advice to all those for whom vampires thirst If you're wiser than I, you'll arrange for a blood screening first Bite me bite me bite me Bite me till I bleed Bite me bite me bite me Give me what I need Bite me bite me bite me Show me where's it's at Bite me bite me bite me Change me to a bat Bite me bite me bite me Bite me on the ass Bite me bite me bite me Break the mirror glass Bite me bite me bite me Bite me where it hurts Bite me bite me bite me Bite right through my shirt Bite me bite me bite me Bite me on the neck Bite me Bite me bite me Send my soul to heck Bite me bite me bite me Give it all you've got Bite me bite me Buddy, fangs a lot
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prologue: In the beginning, there was evil. EEEEEVILLLLLLL. And then, evil created good. Then someone said, "let there be death." The skeletons march in The evil one approaches Everyone has sinned The evil one is laughing He sees them all and they cover their eyes He starts to laugh and they gape in surprise He mows them down with a beam from his mind And peels their skins like a fruit from the rind The dead ones march around Their ranks are closing in They march without a sound The rank, decaying grin He makes them do unthinkable things They are the pawns and he's their evil king He steals a car and commands them to drive He pulls the strings and they dance as if alive "Have you the courage to stand against the Evil One?" Man: Who are you? Evil One: Don't ask! Man: Noooooooooooo! The skeletons march out You're left here on your own The battle was a rout You're now a pile of bones Look at your leg, there's a femur instead Look at your arm, then you grope for your head There's just a skull where your face used to be You yell at them, hey wait up for me!
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"The Consortium Of Genius are just that - genius! Their talent, with both music and comedy is second to none. Their record is a 70 minute epic of 100% entertaining musical styles, parodies and comedy with enough quirky sci-fi eccentricity to leave you delighted and wanting more! You owe it to yourself to own this record because you will really like it, nay - Love it; because it is so unique. 'Free Brains & Dead Bodies' is definitely an album offering not only an empowering host of songs and comic intricacies but also a strong set of well arranged material - that offers something for everyone. " - Liam Thomson, S.O.E.

Thrill to the heavy beats and multi-stylistic attack of the greatest rock band in the history of science. Starring Dr. Pinkerton, Dr. A Pentatonic, and Filbert Snodgrass (junior scientist in training), this amazing album lets you learn of life in the lab, while lecturing you on the intricasies of brain freezing, electrostatic deity incarceration, and onanistic substitutionary recreational procreational prototyping! Cameos by The Krazed Archer, Android Woman, and The Angel of Death.
Cover art by Paul Trauth and Lewis D'Aubin.

Three years in the making, this entirely handmade album was produced, recorded, mastered, and duplicated (!) by the band at C.O.G.'s own studio / rehearsal lab in Kenner, Louisiana. An entirely digital hard disk recording, it was made using Cakewalk 7 and Cooledit 95, with sound cards by Turtle Beach and Midiman. During tracking, we used an analog Mackie mixer, and mics by ElectroVoice, AKG, and Shure. At the time we had to print effect tracks, so simultaneous track count got as high as 40 on two songs (see if you can hear which ones we got most carried away on.) The band underwent a personnel change during production of this album, and guest musicians were once again recruited to cameo on several cuts. Once the album was finished, we took two months to record and mix the sketches, which were representative of the comedy material we were presenting onstage at the time.

Although the band has since advanced in technological expertise and musical ability, we are still quite proud of this funny and great-sounding album.

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released November 11, 2000

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Deep within their secret lair, a cabal of mad scientists and one smart-alecky robot are hatching an evil plot: TO ROCK the EARTH into OBLIVION!

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