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This is the most spastic Filbertastic song the world has ever heard! And it came together at extreme last-minute during a COG-Force Reserve meeting, where we were listening to a lot of Ramones and playing around with learning their song 'Pet Semetary'. When inspiration strikes, it strikes hard, and I had all the lyrics to this completed within about 10 minutes. The next week, Filbert Snodgrass himself graced the song with his unparalleled vocal stylings, making it the insane instant classic that you hear today!

lyrics

I'm in my best lab coat and it started to rain
Farganargle x 4
Then I dropped my keys down in the drain
Farganargle x 4
Maybe there's something wrong with my brain
Farganargle x 4
But why is Pinkerton such a pain
Farganargle x 4


What do you say when normal words don't work
What do you do when your boss is a jerk
When you ask for Dr. Spock and they give you Capt. Kirk
Oh no x 3


Starting to get kind of annoyed
Farganargle x 4
Work's getting harder to avoid
Farganargle x 4
Everything I touch gets destroyed
Farganargle x 4
Sat down and found I had hemmoroids
Farganargle x 4


I can't take much more of this crap
Couple minutes more and I'm gonna snap
Admiral Ackbar I think it's a trap
Oh no x 3


Far too agitated to pretend
Farganargle x 4
Time for Filbert to get his revenge
Farganargle x 4
Lab monkeys are my only friends
Farganargle x 4
Test monkey 7 will be avenged
Farganargle x 4


Why does everything happen to me?
I'm so excited I can almost pee
I just wanna play D&D!
Oh no x 3

credits

from Music For Supervillains, released November 6, 2010
Drums...........Lewis D'Aubin
Guitars.........Chris Lenox
Bass............Dreux Blalock
Lead vocal......Chris Flattmann
Recorded and mixed September 2010 at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan LA

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Deep within their secret lair, a cabal of mad scientists and one smart-alecky robot are hatching an evil plot: TO ROCK the EARTH into OBLIVION!

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